But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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