Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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