I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
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