I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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