i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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