So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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