She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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