dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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