I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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