North Korea, Best Korea!
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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