I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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