Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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