I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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