I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
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