I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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