We're facebook friends in real life
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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