after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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