Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
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