is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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