Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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