Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
We're too hungover to prance.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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