he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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