I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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