I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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