Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
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The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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