I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
Randomize
