We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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