Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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