Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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