You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize
