She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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