Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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