i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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