if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
she told me i tasted like america
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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