okay pat passed out under dana's car
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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