my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
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