ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
no you cant smoke seaweed
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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