remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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