Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
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