I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
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