just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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