Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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