remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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