i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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