Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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