That's when you crack a 10am beer
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
tell me about the eggs
Randomize
