Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
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