She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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