they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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