good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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