Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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