So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
Randomize
