Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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