I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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