Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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