You were right. It hurts to walk today.
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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