like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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