she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
honey bunches of taint.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
wow bdsm is so cute
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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