weddingsv make me drug and hornr
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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